Monday, April 30, 2007

Dems Quads

Full Tilt Poker Game #2322374090: $2 500 PPA Drive Freeroll (17341693) Table 100 - 20/40 - No Limit Hold'em - 16:54:03 ET - 2007/04/30
Seat 1: Ally Ace (1 212)
Seat 2: Sharkywaters (1 410) is sitting out
Seat 3: loverofmen4E (2 105)
Seat 4: 69apc69 (1 410) is sitting out
Seat 5: ooDIASoo (1 405) is sitting out
Seat 6: Euge2 (1 060)
Seat 7: Spike Boy (1 440) is sitting out
Seat 8: gadzooks64 (2 243)
Seat 9: BigPermPoker (1 215)
Ally Ace posts the small blind of 20
Sharkywaters posts the big blind of 40
The button is in seat #9

Holecards:
Dealt to gadzooks64 [ ]
loverofmen4E raises to 175
69apc69 folds
ooDIASoo folds
Euge2 calls 175
Spike Boy folds
gadzooks64 calls 175
BigPermPoker folds
Ally Ace calls 155
Sharkywaters folds

Flop:
[ ]
Ally Ace bets 1,037, and is all in
loverofmen4E raises to 1,930, and is all in
Euge2 folds
gadzooks64 calls 1,930
loverofmen4E shows [ ]
gadzooks64 shows [ ]
Ally Ace shows [ ]

Turn:
[ ] [ ]

River:
[ ] [ ]
loverofmen4E shows a full house Queens full of Tens
gadzooks64 shows four of a kind Queens
gadzooks64 wins the side pot (1 786) with four of a kind Queens
Ally Ace shows a full house Queens full of Eights
gadzooks64 wins the main pot (3 851) with four of a kind Queens
Ally Ace stands up
loverofmen4E stands up

SUMMARY:
Total pot 5 637 Main pot 3 851 . Side pot 1,786. | Rake 0
Board:
[ ]
Seat 1: Ally Ace (small blind) showed [ ] and lost with a full house Queens full of Eights
Seat 2: Sharkywaters (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 3: loverofmen4E showed [ ] and lost with a full house Queens full of Tens
Seat 4: 69apc69 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: ooDIASoo didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: Euge2 folded on the Flop
Seat 7: Spike Boy didn't bet (folded)
Seat 8: gadzooks64 showed [ ] and won (5 637) with four of a kind Queens
Seat 9: BigPermPoker (button) didn't bet (folded)

Pokerslut Tour Season IV Stud


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Saturday, April 28, 2007

Freeroll Sluts

How to spend a Saturday afternoon?

Why spend hours playing a freeroll just to make $1.20!

Who do we think we are, Chris Ferguson?

GG Khan, not Zerb, and me!

Sunday, April 22, 2007

The Tour...

Once a week a poker player is given a chance...

A chance for boys to become men

A chance for donks to become legends

A chance to suck out on Gadzooks...

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Is tonight on Full Tilt Poker!

RAZZ at 9pm eastern

$5+.50 buy in

Password imapokerslut



Cya there losers.

Saturday, April 21, 2007

It's that time...

For all of us Lewzors who don't do anything on Saturday nights...

Ya, I'm talking about YOU

Ok, and me for that matter

But as an incentive, yours truly will be there tonight!

ALL IN or FOLD

Private tournament on Full Tilt Poker

$2 + $1 NLHE Turbo REBUY

Saturdays at 9 pm EST.

Password is igoallinorfold**

If by some chance you haven’t played before the rules are as follows:

· You go all in or you fold

· Turn off your auto muck, as you should show your cards each time it is folded to you.

**As usual, yes it is fine if you would like to share this password with friends. Although, it isn’t a good idea to give out the pass in a table chat!! As always, just make sure the person you are inviting knows the RULES of how to play.

Sunday, April 15, 2007

Pokerslut Tour O8 Results

Congrats to Virge who swears [cough BULLSHIT cough] that this was only his second o8 event ever.


The Tour...

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Is tonight on Full Tilt Poker!

Omaha Hi/Lo at 9pm eastern

$5+.50 buy in

Password imapokerslut

Saturday, April 14, 2007

The slut homegame...

Is tonight!! If you live in Illinois, you might wanna give us a buzz and show up for the festivities.

It's not often you get two sluts in one place, after all.

All In or Fold is tonight as well at 9pm EST. I'm not sure that I will make it tonight, being that I'm indisposed, but miracles do happen.

ALL IN or FOLD

Private tournament on Full Tilt Poker

$2 + $1 NLHE Turbo REBUY

Saturdays at 9 pm EST.

Password is igoallinorfold**

If by some chance you haven’t played before the rules are as follows:

· You go all in or you fold

· Turn off your auto muck, as you should show your cards each time it is folded to you.

**As usual, yes it is fine if you would like to share this password with friends. Although, it isn’t a good idea to give out the pass in a table chat!! As always, just make sure the person you are inviting knows the RULES of how to play.

Thursday, April 05, 2007

Freerollage!

$500 Welcome Freeroll for VPP Members joining PokerSavvy

As a special welcome for VPP members, PokerSavvy will be hosting a freeroll at PokerStars on April 28th at 2:00 PM EDT which will feature a prize pool with a value of $500 made of Cash and PokerSavvy Points. To participates, simply sign up for an account at PokerSavvy by clicking on the the following link:



http://www.pokersavvy.com/r/24748




Monday, April 02, 2007

Pokerslut Tour Leaderboards

Season IV Leaderboard


Overall Leaderboard


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Sunday, April 01, 2007

the blind guy and the donkey...

You might think it's a new pr0n flick***, but noo ooo ooo. It's the head's up match of the year!!

Ok, well maybe the week or the day, but you get my drift.

The Pokerslut Tour Season eye vee (IV)
kicked off tonight in glorious fashion!!

After a hell of a threesome with Kingink (yes, we watched), ElSnarfGrande (ya the big donkey) and BlindGuy (the blind guy) battled in a devious HU match.

And if you think I'm pullin your chain... Snarf just took down Season III of the PS Tour and BlindGuy holds the lead on our overall leaderboard.

True Pokersluts says I!!



Congrats all. And if you haven't joined us for the Pokerslut Tour yet, you don't know what you're missing.



***joke stolen from the blindguy, cause it was funny.

No End In Sight

No end in sight to my bad run.

This just takes the cake.

At least Khan is getting out of her funk, too bad mine continues to linger.

Full Tilt Poker Game #2119242430: Pokerslut Tour IV (14924354) Table 3 - 40/80 - No Limit Hold'em - 21:48:35 ET - 2007/04/01
Seat 1: khanwoman (3 506)
Seat 2: Dekker11 (3 455)
Seat 3: ElSnarfGrande (3 020)
Seat 4: katokat (1 320)
Seat 5: Zerbet (2 140)
Seat 6: RAZZHOLE (1 600)
Seat 7:
gadzooks64 (1 835)
Seat 8: schoon157 (1 425)
Seat 9: Virge (705) is sitting out
RAZZHOLE posts the small blind of 40
gadzooks64 posts the big blind of 80
The button is in seat #5

Holecards:
Dealt to
gadzooks64 [ ]
schoon157 calls 80
Virge folds
khanwoman folds
ElSnarfGrande: i'm a donk
Dekker11 calls 80
ElSnarfGrande folds
katokat folds
Zerbet raises to 240
RAZZHOLE folds
gadzooks64 raises to 920
schoon157 raises to 1,425, and is all in
Dekker11 folds
Dekker11: whoah
ElSnarfGrande: that escalated quickly
gadzooks64 : no kdding
Zerbet has 15 seconds left to act
Zerbet : limp re raise. hmmm wonder what he has
Zerbet folds
gadzooks64 : I think I'm about to be coolered
gadzooks64 : exactly
gadzooks64 calls 505
schoon157 shows [
]gadzooks64 shows [ ]

Flop:
[ ]
gadzooks64 : I had to

Turn:
[ ] [ ]
gadzooks64 : k
gadzooks64 : k
gadzooks64 : k

River:
[ ] [ ]
gadzooks64 : k'k
gadzooks64 : k
schoon157 shows two pair Aces and Queens
gadzooks64 shows two pair Kings and Queens
schoon157 wins the pot (3 210) with two pair Aces and Queens
gadzooks64 : schoon you !&@!

SUMMARY:
Total pot 3 210 | Rake 0
Board:
[ ]
Seat 1: khanwoman didn't bet (folded)
Seat 2: Dekker11 folded before the Flop
Seat 3: ElSnarfGrande didn't bet (folded)
Seat 4: katokat didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: Zerbet (button) folded before the Flop
Seat 6: RAZZHOLE (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 7:
gadzooks64 (big blind) showed [ ] and lost with two pair Kings and Queens
Seat 8: schoon157 showed [ ] and won (3 210) with two pair Aces and Queens
Seat 9: Virge didn't bet (folded)