Monday, November 19, 2007

Pokerslut Tour VII LO8 Results

We had a record number of new players join us for the Tour last night.

Welcome to all of you and I hope you can make more events!

Results Here.

Sunday, November 18, 2007

wassup mah bitches!!!

If you hadn't gathered, season SEVEN of the pstour has already started, and you still have time to get your sorry ass on that leaderboard....

so let's ride

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Saturday, November 10, 2007

Realtime Heads Up Display

Realtime is a free heads up display ala PokerAce that will show you the mucked cards after the hand is over as well as various stats for the players and the table.

The newest version works with Cake, PokerStars, Full Tilt and more.

It's easy to install and doesn't need PokerTracker to work as it builds it's own databases from your saved hand histories.

Recap: Free, Free, did I mention FREE and DOESN'T NEED POKERTRACKER.

Run don't walk!

Click here to get it.

Be sure to send the developer a token of your appreciation!

Friday, November 09, 2007


I was multi-tabling on Cake this morning when I misclicked and called a raise with 62o.

The chat afterwards was hilarious:

Dealer: LuckTard wins $3.80 with Straight, Eight high
fastfast: ok 62
LuckTard: misclick, what can I say
fastfast: nothing, just please keep playing
At least it was checked to the river. LOL.

And, yes, my screenname at Cake is LuckTard.

Thursday, November 08, 2007

Bitches, LOL!

OK, I love me some T when she's drunk and on a roll:

I usually just delete these things, but I like the chick that sent it to me, so here goes....

1. What is a question that people ask you that always gets on your nerves?
how did you get so hawt, bitch?

2. Name something you have in common with all your siblings?

3. What is the greatest amount of physical pain you have ever had?
pushin lil bitches

4. What number of drinks constitutes your limit?

5. Do you fold your underwear?

6. Who is the last person you wrote a letter to on paper?
some triflin bitch

7. Have you fired a gun before?
f ya bitches

8. Name someone you consider a genius?
youre lookin at her, bitch

9. What was your favorite childhood toy?

10. Name a sound that disturbs you.
sober bitches

11. Name something random that you would never do?
never say never, bitches

12. Name a person who's diary you would love to read?
its a secret, bitches...

13. Have you ever had the same dream more than once?
over and over and over, bitches...

14. Name something that makes you happy?
hangin w mah bitches

15. Name something that made you laugh today?
my silly bitches

16. If you were in an emergency situation and you had to deliver a baby, could you?
i can handle baby bitches, fo sho

17. What is on your refrigerator door?
bitches, duh

18. Name the closest thing to you that is green.
my shirt, bitch

19. Name something you have to do tomorrow.
drive to see my bitches!!! woooooooooot

20. Name a movie you are looking forward to watching?
THE HOBBIT!!! w my lil bitches

21. Have you ever called 911?
no, but those bitches have been at my house....

22. Name something about women that tends to be true?
f those bitches

23. Do You Own An iPod?
i have an ipod and I call it bitchy and it shall be my bitchy.

24. What Was The Last Movie You Watched?
the Princess Bitch... i mean Bride.

25. Do Any Of Your Friends Have Children?
omg those LITTLE BITCHES!!!

26. What CD Is Currently In Your Cd Player?

27. Do You Prefer Regular or Chocolate Milk?
omg bitch, which one has rum?

28. Has Anyone Told You A Secret This Week?..
i have all the secrets, bitch!! (oh and nicole, i can tell u a few :)

29. When Was The Last Time You Had Starbucks?
3 days ago, and its been waaaaaaaaaay too long bitch :(

30. Can You Whistle?
im a whistlin bitch, fo real

31. What is your favorite line from a song?

32. Do You Think People Talk About You Behind Your Back?
bitches never shut up...

33. What Movie Do You Know Every Line To?

34. Are you wanting any Tattoos and Piercings?
well ya bitches, lets go!!

35. Would You Ever Date Anyone Covered In Tattoos?
omg, i love those bitches...

36. What Did You Do Before This?
hollered at mah bitches..

37. When Was The Last Time You Slept On The Floor?
bitches dont sleep on the floor plurc... remember it

38. How Many Hours Of Sleep Do You Need To Function?
this bitch dont need sleep, just alcohol

39. Are You Picky About Spelling And Grammar?

40. Do You Get Along Better With The Same Sex Or The Opposite?
get it bitches... opposite

41. Do you sleep on your side, stomach, or back?
whateva i feel like, bitches

42. Do You Watch The news?
f those bitches

43. Who was the last person to make you mad?
bitches dont get mad, we get even..

44. Name one place you would rather be right now?
u dont know already? hangin w some hawt bitches.. fo real.

Monday, November 05, 2007

Slut Pwns S8


Zooks took down the final event of the Pokerslut Tour Season VI!

Click here for the Leaderboards.