Monday, December 17, 2007

PS VII LHE Results

Yep, it's that time again.

Time to check out this week's leaderboard.

Monday, December 03, 2007

Monday, November 19, 2007

Pokerslut Tour VII LO8 Results

We had a record number of new players join us for the Tour last night.

Welcome to all of you and I hope you can make more events!

Results Here.

Sunday, November 18, 2007

wassup mah bitches!!!

If you hadn't gathered, season SEVEN of the pstour has already started, and you still have time to get your sorry ass on that leaderboard....

so let's ride

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Saturday, November 10, 2007

Realtime Heads Up Display

Realtime is a free heads up display ala PokerAce that will show you the mucked cards after the hand is over as well as various stats for the players and the table.

The newest version works with Cake, PokerStars, Full Tilt and more.

It's easy to install and doesn't need PokerTracker to work as it builds it's own databases from your saved hand histories.

Recap: Free, Free, did I mention FREE and DOESN'T NEED POKERTRACKER.

Run don't walk!

Click here to get it.

Be sure to send the developer a token of your appreciation!

Friday, November 09, 2007


I was multi-tabling on Cake this morning when I misclicked and called a raise with 62o.

The chat afterwards was hilarious:

Dealer: LuckTard wins $3.80 with Straight, Eight high
fastfast: ok 62
LuckTard: misclick, what can I say
fastfast: nothing, just please keep playing
At least it was checked to the river. LOL.

And, yes, my screenname at Cake is LuckTard.

Thursday, November 08, 2007

Bitches, LOL!

OK, I love me some T when she's drunk and on a roll:

I usually just delete these things, but I like the chick that sent it to me, so here goes....

1. What is a question that people ask you that always gets on your nerves?
how did you get so hawt, bitch?

2. Name something you have in common with all your siblings?

3. What is the greatest amount of physical pain you have ever had?
pushin lil bitches

4. What number of drinks constitutes your limit?

5. Do you fold your underwear?

6. Who is the last person you wrote a letter to on paper?
some triflin bitch

7. Have you fired a gun before?
f ya bitches

8. Name someone you consider a genius?
youre lookin at her, bitch

9. What was your favorite childhood toy?

10. Name a sound that disturbs you.
sober bitches

11. Name something random that you would never do?
never say never, bitches

12. Name a person who's diary you would love to read?
its a secret, bitches...

13. Have you ever had the same dream more than once?
over and over and over, bitches...

14. Name something that makes you happy?
hangin w mah bitches

15. Name something that made you laugh today?
my silly bitches

16. If you were in an emergency situation and you had to deliver a baby, could you?
i can handle baby bitches, fo sho

17. What is on your refrigerator door?
bitches, duh

18. Name the closest thing to you that is green.
my shirt, bitch

19. Name something you have to do tomorrow.
drive to see my bitches!!! woooooooooot

20. Name a movie you are looking forward to watching?
THE HOBBIT!!! w my lil bitches

21. Have you ever called 911?
no, but those bitches have been at my house....

22. Name something about women that tends to be true?
f those bitches

23. Do You Own An iPod?
i have an ipod and I call it bitchy and it shall be my bitchy.

24. What Was The Last Movie You Watched?
the Princess Bitch... i mean Bride.

25. Do Any Of Your Friends Have Children?
omg those LITTLE BITCHES!!!

26. What CD Is Currently In Your Cd Player?

27. Do You Prefer Regular or Chocolate Milk?
omg bitch, which one has rum?

28. Has Anyone Told You A Secret This Week?..
i have all the secrets, bitch!! (oh and nicole, i can tell u a few :)

29. When Was The Last Time You Had Starbucks?
3 days ago, and its been waaaaaaaaaay too long bitch :(

30. Can You Whistle?
im a whistlin bitch, fo real

31. What is your favorite line from a song?

32. Do You Think People Talk About You Behind Your Back?
bitches never shut up...

33. What Movie Do You Know Every Line To?

34. Are you wanting any Tattoos and Piercings?
well ya bitches, lets go!!

35. Would You Ever Date Anyone Covered In Tattoos?
omg, i love those bitches...

36. What Did You Do Before This?
hollered at mah bitches..

37. When Was The Last Time You Slept On The Floor?
bitches dont sleep on the floor plurc... remember it

38. How Many Hours Of Sleep Do You Need To Function?
this bitch dont need sleep, just alcohol

39. Are You Picky About Spelling And Grammar?

40. Do You Get Along Better With The Same Sex Or The Opposite?
get it bitches... opposite

41. Do you sleep on your side, stomach, or back?
whateva i feel like, bitches

42. Do You Watch The news?
f those bitches

43. Who was the last person to make you mad?
bitches dont get mad, we get even..

44. Name one place you would rather be right now?
u dont know already? hangin w some hawt bitches.. fo real.

Monday, November 05, 2007

Slut Pwns S8


Zooks took down the final event of the Pokerslut Tour Season VI!

Click here for the Leaderboards.

Monday, October 22, 2007

Pokerslut Tour PLO results

Just like every week, they can be found here.

Nice job all!

and in case you didn't know...



Sunday, October 21, 2007

Home Game

Khanwoman, her brother, and I went to Smboatdrinks' home game last night.

Illini Fan also showed up in this shit. All I can say is ewwwwwww.

After watching boats play ATC I got in a hand with him. Of course he flopped top set to my underpair and got a lot of my chips when I put him on a flush draw (d'oh). I went out shortly after that with AJd (all the way with an A and a J) v AQ. Sigh. I suck.

We got a cash game going with IF, Eric, me, Mike and John. I ended up +11 in cash game which covered my initial buyin plus another $4 cause IF was kind enough to buy in twice without realizing it and we ended up splitting that $20 amongst everybody at the table.

Teresa played a great first game. They did a 5 way chop so we could start the next game.

Boats also made both final tables. That boy is the king of the splash around early to build up a chipstack then suckout. His button raise with 57o v HIS DAD ended up fugly when he flopped trips and turned a boat. He also ran QQ into Khan's AA but the door card was a Q. Live poker is RIGGED I tell you. He took me out of the second one, too. Button raise with 89h I shove for not much more with ATh he flopped and OESD and rivered his straight. IGHN.

The highlight of the evening was a hand at the second final table. Todd was getting very short. Somehow he got all his chips in with this hand.

Now, why do you think he's got such a huge smile on his face? Maybe this will explain it to you.

So, thanks for letting me donate to your home game Boats! I had a great time. Sorta. Well, ok, not really but poker is poker. :lol: :P :roll:

Monday, October 15, 2007

Tuesday, October 02, 2007

PokerStars World Blogger Championship of Online Poker

Poker Tournament

I (not Zerbet!) have registered to play in the PokerStars World Blogger Championship of Online Poker!

This Online Poker Tournament is a No Limit Texas Holdem event exclusive to Bloggers.

Registration code: 7694571

Monday, October 01, 2007

Pokerslut Tour VI Razz Results

Check out our new webpage!

I subscribe to Ben's Bargains RSS feed.

They had a free website from Microsoft listed among the deals the other day. After discussing it with Khanwoman we decided FREE was a price we could afford. We ended up with .org because the other options were already taken. But, as someone so kindly pointed out, we apparently don't make any profit from poker so it's all good. :P

Check out the new and improved Leaderboard.

This will be the only place to find the tournament results as I'm done with posting it in three different places and in two different formats. So don't be lazy! Go ahead and click the link already!

Sunday, September 30, 2007

Pokerslut Tour ...

It's tonight, and every Sunday for that matter -

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Saturday, September 29, 2007

it's never too early...

"No sweetie, it's only THE HAMMER when it's not suited."

Monday, September 24, 2007

Pokerslut Tour VI LO8 Results

Season VI Leaderboard
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Tuesday, September 18, 2007

Annette pwns!

"I didn't get paid off on my big hands but I hit a lot of flops with my more mediocre holdings."

- Annette Obrestad

She kicked their butts!

I love the fact that getting down to 20BB didn't phase her at all.

This girl is going to pwn poker for a long time to come. I'm glad she's got a good head on her. I doubt we'll ever see pictures of her flashing her private parts to the world while she's on her way to get plastered at some ritzy bar.... well not for a couple more years anyway!!

Note: Sarcasm is my forte', if you don't get it don't bother reading this blog ;).

Monday, September 17, 2007

Two birds - one stone...

For those of you who live in a hole and read the Pokerslut blog before every other poker blog

a) you're a lewzor
b) Annette_15 just won the WSOPE Main Event, becoming the first woman, and youngest player to do so.

This is major stuff boys. And ladies, it means those bathroom lines at the big turneys are gonna get longer.

NINETEEN years old... sick sick sick stuff.

Get em girl!!

Someone (no not zerb) said she looks like yours truly. I say, gimmie the two mill to hold up and we can test the theory!

Pokerslut Tour VI NLHE DS Results

Season VI Leaderboard

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Overall Leaderboard

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Tuesday, September 04, 2007

in the black...

Or, the GREEN as the case may be

I've switched over to Stud8 as my frustration level with nick dime was increasing (not to mention my money going bye bye). I feel I have more of an edge in this game when it comes to ring play. But, we will see how it holds in the long run.

Since I heart irony --

SlimFatty: why pay the rake

Dealer: SlimFatty has 15 seconds left to act notice he wasn't sure his lo was gooood

Dealer: khanwoman wins the high pot ($2.15) with two pair, Nines and Eights
Dealer: SlimFatty wins the low pot ($2.10) with 8,5,4,2,A

khanwoman: oh, mah bad, ill just stop betting from now on

SlimFatty: i guess u dont understand thats ok

khanwoman: im a girl, what do you expect --omg I crack myself up!

SlimFatty: well u had the high and no chance at the low i was showing the low so every time you bet we are spliting it and paying the rake with only 2 players --this is the best part, I use the "I'm a girl" line and he just cant resist

SlimFatty: 50 cents to win 45 not too smart

khanwoman: and ill keep makin u pay to chase

SlimFatty: i was showing 4 cards for the low u idiot

khanwoman: ya w two high under -- takes an idiot to know that too

khanwoman: gfy

Dealer: khanwoman wins the high pot ($4.50) with a straight, Eight high
Dealer: khanwoman wins the low pot ($4.50) with 6,5,4,3,2


World Cup of Poker

There's a live feed thanks to our friends at PokerStars.

Greg Raymer is playing for the US team.




(props to (no not zerbet) for the linkage)

Saturday, September 01, 2007

br update...

I haven't played much this week because of this...

My past 4 sessions were all LEWZORS, and other than one happened very quickly. Once I got my $$ in behind w QQ vs KK, but against the player I called off my stack to, I'd pry do it again.

I'm currently challenging myself to play with my head clear, ie: no distractions etc., which in my house is rare. This is another reason for not too many sessions this week.

I decided to go eff around with $3 I had left over on UB, and turned it into almost $50 playing sngs and 08 ring. I think I'm trying to hard with the whole br challenge thing and I needed to just go blow some steam with money that wasn't involved in my FTP br.

Steam Blown and ready to roll.

Wednesday, August 29, 2007


This guy had been sucking out and donking off to everybody on the table BUT ME.

I finally got mine.

Full Tilt Poker Game #3400771336: $2 + $0.25 Tournament (25927456) Table 9 - 60/120 - No Limit Hold'em - 15:09:45 ET - 2007/08/29
Seat 1: gadzooks64 (3 565)
Seat 2: BaileyDog (2 656)
Seat 3: TraderSteve (5 235)
Seat 4: fishingdon11 (11 027)
Seat 5: Reginald V (4 354)
Seat 6: AA_BLADE_AA (5 280)
Seat 7: frosty59 (6 007) is sitting out
Seat 8: Boldeagle2 (4 025)
Seat 9: jeanmachine23 (3 510)
jeanmachine23 posts the small blind of 60
gadzooks64 posts the big blind of 120
The button is in seat #8

Dealt to gadzooks64 [ ]
BaileyDog folds
TraderSteve folds
fishingdon11 calls 120
Reginald V folds
AA_BLADE_AA calls 120
frosty59 folds
Boldeagle2 folds
jeanmachine23 calls 60
gadzooks64 raises to 600
fishingdon11 calls 480
jeanmachine23 folds

[ ]
gadzooks64 bets 1,000
fishingdon11 calls 1,000

[ ] [ ]
gadzooks64 bets 1,965, and is all in
frosty59 has returned
fishingdon11 calls 1 965
gadzooks64 shows [ ]
fishingdon11 shows [ ]

River :
[ ] [ ]
gadzooks64 shows a pair of Queens
fishingdon11 shows Ace King high
gadzooks64 wins the pot (7 370) with a pair of Queens

Total pot 7 370 | Rake 0
[ ]
Seat 1: gadzooks64 (big blind) showed [ ] and won (7 370) with a pair of Queens
Seat 2: BaileyDog didn't bet (folded)
Seat 3: TraderSteve didn't bet (folded)
Seat 4: fishingdon11 showed [ ] and lost with Ace King high
Seat 5: Reginald V didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: AA_BLADE_AA folded before the Flop
Seat 7: frosty59 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 8: Boldeagle2 (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 9: jeanmachine23 (small blind) folded before the Flop

Tuesday, August 28, 2007

Getting In Ahead

Hand #45622909-9474 at Volcano Village (No Limit Hold'em)
Started at 28/Aug/07 11:33:38

Dagu05 is at seat 0 with $1 .30.
Gutnutshoot is at seat 2 with $ .90.
berlin001 is at seat 4 with $2 .27.
KingofWood is at seat 5 with $ .23.
Skate81 is at seat 6 with $ .15.
GLD70 is at seat 7 with $3 .85.
CashDavis is at seat 8 with $ .77.
DeutschBank is at seat 9 with $1 .63.
The button is at seat 7.

CashDavis posts the small blind of $.01.
DeutschBank posts the big blind of $.02.

Dagu05: -- --
Gutnutshoot: -- --
berlin001: -- --
KingofWood: -- --
Skate81: -- --
GLD70: -- --
CashDavis: -- --

Dagu05 calls. Gutnutshoot folds. berlin001 folds.
KingofWood goes all-in for $.23. Skate81 folds.
GLD70 folds. CashDavis folds. DeutschBank calls.
Dagu05 folds.

Flop: (board: ):

(no action in this round)

Turn: (board: ):

(no action in this round)

River: (board: ):

(no action in this round)

KingofWood shows .
KingofWood has : two pair nines and fives.
DeutschBank mucks cards.
(DeutschBank has .)

Hand #45622909-9474 Summary :

$.04 is raked from a pot of $.49.
KingofWood wins $.45 with two pair nines and fives .