Monday, December 17, 2007
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Monday, November 19, 2007
Sunday, November 18, 2007
Saturday, November 10, 2007
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Friday, November 09, 2007
The chat afterwards was hilarious:
Dealer: LuckTard wins $3.80 with Straight, Eight highAt least it was checked to the river. LOL.
fastfast: ok 62
LuckTard: misclick, what can I say
fastfast: nothing, just please keep playing
And, yes, my screenname at Cake is LuckTard.
Thursday, November 08, 2007
I usually just delete these things, but I like the chick that sent it to me, so here goes....
1. What is a question that people ask you that always gets on your nerves?
how did you get so hawt, bitch?
2. Name something you have in common with all your siblings?
3. What is the greatest amount of physical pain you have ever had?
pushin lil bitches
4. What number of drinks constitutes your limit?
OMG BITCHES DONT HAVE LIMITS
5. Do you fold your underwear?
WHAT UNDERWEAR, BITCH?
6. Who is the last person you wrote a letter to on paper?
some triflin bitch
7. Have you fired a gun before?
f ya bitches
8. Name someone you consider a genius?
youre lookin at her, bitch
9. What was your favorite childhood toy?
10. Name a sound that disturbs you.
11. Name something random that you would never do?
never say never, bitches
12. Name a person who's diary you would love to read?
its a secret, bitches...
13. Have you ever had the same dream more than once?
over and over and over, bitches...
14. Name something that makes you happy?
hangin w mah bitches
15. Name something that made you laugh today?
my silly bitches
16. If you were in an emergency situation and you had to deliver a baby, could you?
i can handle baby bitches, fo sho
17. What is on your refrigerator door?
18. Name the closest thing to you that is green.
my shirt, bitch
19. Name something you have to do tomorrow.
drive to see my bitches!!! woooooooooot
20. Name a movie you are looking forward to watching?
THE HOBBIT!!! w my lil bitches
21. Have you ever called 911?
no, but those bitches have been at my house....
22. Name something about women that tends to be true?
f those bitches
23. Do You Own An iPod?
i have an ipod and I call it bitchy and it shall be my bitchy.
24. What Was The Last Movie You Watched?
the Princess Bitch... i mean Bride.
25. Do Any Of Your Friends Have Children?
omg those LITTLE BITCHES!!!
26. What CD Is Currently In Your Cd Player?
U JUST ASKED ME IF I HAD AN IPOD BITCH! NOW YOURE ASKING BOUT A CD PLUR?
27. Do You Prefer Regular or Chocolate Milk?
omg bitch, which one has rum?
28. Has Anyone Told You A Secret This Week?..
i have all the secrets, bitch!! (oh and nicole, i can tell u a few :)
29. When Was The Last Time You Had Starbucks?
3 days ago, and its been waaaaaaaaaay too long bitch :(
30. Can You Whistle?
im a whistlin bitch, fo real
31. What is your favorite line from a song?
I GOT BITCHES IN THE LIVING ROOM GETTIN IT ON....
32. Do You Think People Talk About You Behind Your Back?
bitches never shut up...
33. What Movie Do You Know Every Line To?
THE PRINCESS BITCH..... I MEAN BRIDE
34. Are you wanting any Tattoos and Piercings?
well ya bitches, lets go!!
35. Would You Ever Date Anyone Covered In Tattoos?
omg, i love those bitches...
36. What Did You Do Before This?
hollered at mah bitches..
37. When Was The Last Time You Slept On The Floor?
bitches dont sleep on the floor plurc... remember it
38. How Many Hours Of Sleep Do You Need To Function?
this bitch dont need sleep, just alcohol
39. Are You Picky About Spelling And Grammar?
40. Do You Get Along Better With The Same Sex Or The Opposite?
get it bitches... opposite
41. Do you sleep on your side, stomach, or back?
whateva i feel like, bitches
42. Do You Watch The news?
f those bitches
43. Who was the last person to make you mad?
bitches dont get mad, we get even..
44. Name one place you would rather be right now?
u dont know already? hangin w some hawt bitches.. fo real.
Monday, November 05, 2007
Tuesday, October 30, 2007
Monday, October 22, 2007
Sunday, October 21, 2007
Illini Fan also showed up in this shit. All I can say is ewwwwwww.
After watching boats play ATC I got in a hand with him. Of course he flopped top set to my underpair and got a lot of my chips when I put him on a flush draw (d'oh). I went out shortly after that with AJd (all the way with an A and a J) v AQ. Sigh. I suck.
We got a cash game going with IF, Eric, me, Mike and John. I ended up +11 in cash game which covered my initial buyin plus another $4 cause IF was kind enough to buy in twice without realizing it and we ended up splitting that $20 amongst everybody at the table.
Teresa played a great first game. They did a 5 way chop so we could start the next game.
Boats also made both final tables. That boy is the king of the splash around early to build up a chipstack then suckout. His button raise with 57o v HIS DAD ended up fugly when he flopped trips and turned a boat. He also ran QQ into Khan's AA but the door card was a Q. Live poker is RIGGED I tell you. He took me out of the second one, too. Button raise with 89h I shove for not much more with ATh he flopped and OESD and rivered his straight. IGHN.
The highlight of the evening was a hand at the second final table. Todd was getting very short. Somehow he got all his chips in with this hand.
Now, why do you think he's got such a huge smile on his face? Maybe this will explain it to you.
So, thanks for letting me donate to your home game Boats! I had a great time. Sorta. Well, ok, not really but poker is poker. :lol: :P :roll:
Monday, October 15, 2007
Monday, October 08, 2007
Tuesday, October 02, 2007
I (not Zerbet!) have registered to play in the PokerStars World Blogger Championship of Online Poker!
This Online Poker Tournament is a No Limit Texas Holdem event exclusive to Bloggers.
Registration code: 7694571
Monday, October 01, 2007
I subscribe to Ben's Bargains RSS feed.
They had a free website from Microsoft listed among the deals the other day. After discussing it with Khanwoman we decided FREE was a price we could afford. We ended up with .org because the other options were already taken. But, as someone so kindly pointed out, we apparently don't make any profit from poker so it's all good. :P
Check out the new and improved Leaderboard.
This will be the only place to find the tournament results as I'm done with posting it in three different places and in two different formats. So don't be lazy! Go ahead and click the link already!
Sunday, September 30, 2007
Saturday, September 29, 2007
Monday, September 24, 2007
Tuesday, September 18, 2007
"I didn't get paid off on my big hands but I hit a lot of flops with my more mediocre holdings."
- Annette Obrestad
She kicked their butts!
I love the fact that getting down to 20BB didn't phase her at all.
This girl is going to pwn poker for a long time to come. I'm glad she's got a good head on her. I doubt we'll ever see pictures of her flashing her private parts to the world while she's on her way to get plastered at some ritzy bar.... well not for a couple more years anyway!!
Note: Sarcasm is my forte', if you don't get it don't bother reading this blog ;).
Monday, September 17, 2007
For those of you who live in a hole and read the Pokerslut blog before every other poker blog
a) you're a lewzor
b) Annette_15 just won the WSOPE Main Event, becoming the first woman, and youngest player to do so.
This is major stuff boys. And ladies, it means those bathroom lines at the big turneys are gonna get longer.
NINETEEN years old... sick sick sick stuff.
Get em girl!!
Someone (no not zerb) said she looks like yours truly. I say, gimmie the two mill to hold up and we can test the theory!
Tuesday, September 04, 2007
I've switched over to Stud8 as my frustration level with nick dime was increasing (not to mention my money going bye bye). I feel I have more of an edge in this game when it comes to ring play. But, we will see how it holds in the long run.
Since I heart irony --
SlimFatty: why pay the rake
Dealer: SlimFatty has 15 seconds left to act notice he wasn't sure his lo was gooood
khanwoman: oh, mah bad, ill just stop betting from now on
SlimFatty: i guess u dont understand thats ok
khanwoman: im a girl, what do you expect --omg I crack myself up!
SlimFatty: well u had the high and no chance at the low i was showing the low so every time you bet we are spliting it and paying the rake with only 2 players --this is the best part, I use the "I'm a girl" line and he just cant resist
SlimFatty: 50 cents to win 45 not too smart
khanwoman: and ill keep makin u pay to chase
SlimFatty: i was showing 4 cards for the low u idiot
khanwoman: ya w two high under -- takes an idiot to know that too
Saturday, September 01, 2007
My past 4 sessions were all LEWZORS, and other than one happened very quickly. Once I got my $$ in behind w QQ vs KK, but against the player I called off my stack to, I'd pry do it again.
I'm currently challenging myself to play with my head clear, ie: no distractions etc., which in my house is rare. This is another reason for not too many sessions this week.
I decided to go eff around with $3 I had left over on UB, and turned it into almost $50 playing sngs and 08 ring. I think I'm trying to hard with the whole br challenge thing and I needed to just go blow some steam with money that wasn't involved in my FTP br.
Steam Blown and ready to roll.
Wednesday, August 29, 2007
I finally got mine.
Full Tilt Poker Game #3400771336: $2 + $0.25 Tournament (25927456) Table 9 - 60/120 - No Limit Hold'em - 15:09:45 ET - 2007/08/29
Seat 1: gadzooks64 (3 565)
Seat 2: BaileyDog (2 656)
Seat 3: TraderSteve (5 235)
Seat 4: fishingdon11 (11 027)
Seat 5: Reginald V (4 354)
Seat 6: AA_BLADE_AA (5 280)
Seat 7: frosty59 (6 007) is sitting out
Seat 8: Boldeagle2 (4 025)
Seat 9: jeanmachine23 (3 510)
jeanmachine23 posts the small blind of 60
gadzooks64 posts the big blind of 120
The button is in seat #8
Dealt to gadzooks64 [ ]
fishingdon11 calls 120
Reginald V folds
AA_BLADE_AA calls 120
jeanmachine23 calls 60
gadzooks64 raises to 600
fishingdon11 calls 480
gadzooks64 bets 1,000
fishingdon11 calls 1,000
[ ] [ ]
gadzooks64 bets 1,965, and is all in
frosty59 has returned
fishingdon11 calls 1 965
gadzooks64 shows [ ]
fishingdon11 shows [ ]
[ ] [ ]
gadzooks64 shows a pair of Queens
fishingdon11 shows Ace King high
gadzooks64 wins the pot (7 370) with a pair of Queens
Total pot 7 370 | Rake 0
Seat 1: gadzooks64 (big blind) showed [ ] and won (7 370) with a pair of Queens
Seat 2: BaileyDog didn't bet (folded)
Seat 3: TraderSteve didn't bet (folded)
Seat 4: fishingdon11 showed [ ] and lost with Ace King high
Seat 5: Reginald V didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: AA_BLADE_AA folded before the Flop
Seat 7: frosty59 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 8: Boldeagle2 (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 9: jeanmachine23 (small blind) folded before the Flop
Tuesday, August 28, 2007
Started at 28/Aug/07 11:33:38
Dagu05 is at seat 0 with $1 .30.
Gutnutshoot is at seat 2 with $ .90.
berlin001 is at seat 4 with $2 .27.
KingofWood is at seat 5 with $ .23.
Skate81 is at seat 6 with $ .15.
GLD70 is at seat 7 with $3 .85.
CashDavis is at seat 8 with $ .77.
DeutschBank is at seat 9 with $1 .63.
The button is at seat 7.
CashDavis posts the small blind of $.01.
DeutschBank posts the big blind of $.02.
Dagu05: -- --
Gutnutshoot: -- --
berlin001: -- --
KingofWood: -- --
Skate81: -- --
GLD70: -- --
CashDavis: -- --
Dagu05 calls. Gutnutshoot folds. berlin001 folds.
KingofWood goes all-in for $.23. Skate81 folds.
GLD70 folds. CashDavis folds. DeutschBank calls.
Flop: (board: ):
(no action in this round)
Turn: (board: ):
(no action in this round)
River: (board: ):
(no action in this round)
KingofWood shows .
KingofWood has : two pair nines and fives.
DeutschBank mucks cards.
(DeutschBank has .)
Hand #45622909-9474 Summary :
$.04 is raked from a pot of $.49.
KingofWood wins $.45 with two pair nines and fives .