So today I decided to have a lil fun and play a $5 sng. I do well in these and they are usually easy br boosters. I had a ton o fun, like with a barrel o monkeys. It's a bit long, but I have cut all non-pertinent info out. I guarantee you will enjoy, or at least I hope you find it half as funny as I do !
By the way, another funny story...
You know you have poker issues when the program you use for work is called SNG SmartApp Next Generation and you're on the phone with a co-worker talking about your "Sit n Go training" and then you say "OMG did I just say Sit n go??"
to slipry: hi & gl
DistantHaze: u2
to slipry: 33 he says this when 3 limpers in pot including the bb, and flop comes KKT and he min bets, bb calls and then he checks the turn for the bb to bet and take the pot down.
Dealer: Firedawg 1000 wins the pot (600) with two pair, Eights and Sixes
DistantHaze: lol he thinks a lot of things are funny evidently
Dealer: Firedawg 1000 shows [Jc Jh] (a full house, Jacks full of Eights)
DistantHaze: nh
Firedawg 1000: tx
Shinebox666: vn
to slipry: this must be turbo
Now this was a fun hand, it shows a point I was trying to make in a forum thread about how sometimes re raising doesnt do the trick of narrowing hands
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to khanwoman [Ks Kd]
Mattro calls 30
pj804 calls 30
to slipry folds
Firedawg 1000 raises to 90
Shinebox666 folds
DistantHaze folds
khanwoman raises to 345
Mattro folds
pj804 calls 315
Firedawg 1000 calls 255
*** FLOP *** [Kh 9h Ad]
khanwoman bets 1,155, and is all in
pj804 calls 840, and is all in
Firedawg 1000 has 15 seconds left to act
to slipry: this must be turbo
Firedawg 1000: A 8
Firedawg 1000 calls 1,155
khanwoman shows [Ks Kd]
pj804 shows [7d Ac]
Firedawg 1000 shows [Ah 8s]
*** TURN *** [Kh 9h Ad] [4s]
*** RIVER *** [Kh 9h Ad 4s] [7h]
khanwoman shows three of a kind, Kings
Firedawg 1000 shows a pair of Aces
pj804 shows two pair, Aces and Sevens
khanwoman wins the main pot (3,600) with three of a kind, Kings
DistantHaze: lol
pj804 stands up
Tournament Director: The blinds are now 20/40
Firedawg 1000: gh
DistantHaze: I can't believe you thought ace-eight
was good there
Firedawg 1000: I had high pr
Firedawg 1000: and the chips
khanwoman: ya tough one ya no tappo el glasso
Firedawg 1000: I didn't like it.. but not a bad
gamble... only bad result
Shinebox666: no, it was a bad gamble
DistantHaze: it was an easy fold with 2 all-ins in
front of you
to slipry: oboy poker 101 for $6
Shinebox666: poker101 for any $ amount
to slipry: lol
DistantHaze: heh
khanwoman: only thing worse than poker lessons
are glass tappers
DistantHaze: are what? zactly
to slipry: lesson #1 never critisize an opp. just
take advantage
Mattro: nh
DistantHaze: glad i dumped that4 this continues thru turney, one of my pet peeves
to slipry: lesson #2 allins work all but once
khanwoman: profound
DistantHaze: lol
to slipry: hehehe
DistantHaze: lesson #3: the mute button is nice
DistantHaze: lol
to slipry: good one oh look they are getting along !!!
to slipry: my cards suck but its still worth it
DistantHaze: ive had those days: 573 hands of nothing but ten-high
Dealer: DistantHaze shows a pair of Tens
Dealer: khanwoman shows two pair, Tens and Sevens
Dealer: khanwoman wins the pot (120) with two
pair, Tens and Sevens
DistantHaze: nh ya it is nice when i check my bb and check to the river and win, aint it?? another one of my pet peeeeves
to slipry: live game last nite beat hand 99 after 2.5 hrs allin & allout
to slipry: best
besides my bb I havent played a hand since my big win w KK, except for two pf raises that were not called, not that anyone noticed... IM HAVING FISH TONIGHT! (Finding Nemo quote for those of you w out chillins)
Firedawg has 625 behind him here and i have over 4k
Dealt to khanwoman [Ah Qh]
knox1111 folds
Mattro folds
to slipry folds
Firedawg 1000 raises to 180
Shinebox666 folds
DistantHaze folds
khanwoman raises to 700
Flying_Snow folds
Firedawg 1000 calls 445, and is all in
khanwoman shows [Ah Qh]
Firedawg 1000 shows [Ad 4s]
DistantHaze: ouch
DistantHaze: GONE
Firedawg 1000: by lots of goos speelers at me tabel
DistantHaze: nh again khan
khanwoman: ty
DistantHaze: 6 high any good?
to slipry: no pot odds they're um geniuses
DistantHaze: ya too much 560:410
DistantHaze: nh
ORE EEEEN!
Dealer: Flying_Snow shows [4h 4d]
Dealer: to slipry shows [Jc 8c]
Dealer: to slipry wins the pot (930) with two pair, Eights and Threes
to slipry: had to
DistantHaze: nice catch
to slipry: lol
DistantHaze: 7h 4c he likes to do this too when he cant call a raise
to slipry: there is a lesson
DistantHaze: 9s 2d see
Dealer: Mattro wins the pot (900) with a full house, Queens full of Nines
to slipry: vnh
Mattro: ty
Mattro: did you have q too
DistantHaze: he had a4 or in laymans terms, no part of it
Mattro: see that
Dealer: Shinebox666 shows [2h 2d]
Dealer: DistantHaze shows [7c 6h]
DistantHaze: naturally
Dealer: Shinebox666 shows three of a kind, Twos
Dealer: DistantHaze shows a pair of Sixes
Dealer: Shinebox666 wins the pot (1,380) with three of a kind, Twos
Shinebox666: Q
DistantHaze: u have 2 hearts, Mattro?
Dealer: to slipry shows [8h Ah]
Dealer: khanwoman shows [4c Ac]
DistantHaze: 32
Mattro: no
Mattro: aj
Shinebox666: wow
Dealer: to slipry shows Ace King high
Dealer: khanwoman shows a straight, Five high
Dealer: khanwoman wins the pot (560) with a
straight, Five high
that was my suckout for the day
to slipry: gg
DistantHaze: so long noob you mean youre leaving so sooooon?!
DistantHaze: nice! ya thats what i thought too
DistantHaze: heh i know im so funny
DistantHaze: u knew that was coming his comment when i tried to limp in twice in a row and ss pushed in
DistantHaze: im not folding a 4 anymore today LOL woooooot go get em tiger
Dealer: knox1111 shows [Qc As]
Dealer: Flying_Snow shows [Kd Ad]
DistantHaze: Q
DistantHaze: Q
Dealer: Flying_Snow wins the pot (3,440) with Ace
King high
DistantHaze: i was cheering for ya, knox we didnt notice
Dealer: DistantHaze shows [4d 8s] (Eight Four high)
Dealer: DistantHaze wins the pot (160)
DistantHaze: hehe i know.. so funny
Dealer: khanwoman shows [Qs Qh]
Dealer: Mattro shows [Jc As]
Dealer: khanwoman shows a pair of Queens
Dealer: Mattro shows Ace King high
Dealer: khanwoman wins the pot (3,780) with a
pair of Queens
Mattro (Observer): gg
DistantHaze: folded a king lol coz you did
khanwoman: gg
Dealer: DistantHaze shows [Tc 8d] (Ten Eight high)
Dealer: DistantHaze wins the pot (200)
DistantHaze: im amazed to make the money with so many !#!% hands this game
khanwoman: i am as well
DistantHaze: lol you've had many good hands no i just play the good ones, interesting concept I know
khanwoman: no i mean about you
DistantHaze: oh i see
DistantHaze: heh
khanwoman: :) didnt wanna tap too hard
DistantHaze: one time someone will have a hand and call on you
khanwoman: i hope so and i hope its you
DistantHaze: i do too kewl
DistantHaze: nh
Dealer: khanwoman wins the pot (1,500) i had JJ aka overpair
DistantHaze: medium pair?
khanwoman: no 23o
DistantHaze: 7h 4d aww he had to fold again
DistantHaze: sure it was
DistantHaze: 4s 2d and again
Dealer: DistantHaze shows [5h 3d] (Five Three
high)
Dealer: DistantHaze wins the pot (240)
Dealer: DistantHaze shows a pair of Nines
Dealer: DistantHaze wins the pot (480) with a pair
of Nines
DistantHaze: 6h 4c ok now im feeling sorry for him (you believe me?)
Dealt to khanwoman [Ad 7s]
khanwoman raises to 720
Flying_Snow raises to 4,480, and is all in
DistantHaze: ooooooooooooo
DistantHaze: take him out, khan
DistantHaze folds love the commentary folder
khanwoman folds
and this is my favorite part...
khanwoman: i woulda taken you out w that hand, but not snow
DistantHaze: and why is that?
Dealer: DistantHaze shows [Th 6c] (Ten Six high)
Dealer: DistantHaze wins the pot (240)
khanwoman: cause ida had you beat
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to khanwoman [Kc Qd]
Flying_Snow folds
DistantHaze: i play much more solid than he does -- so your arguemnt makes no sense neither does your typing
DistantHaze calls 120
khanwoman checks
*** FLOP *** [Qs 4d 4h]
DistantHaze checks
khanwoman bets 480
DistantHaze calls 480
*** TURN *** [Qs 4d 4h] [Td]
DistantHaze checks
khanwoman bets 1,780
DistantHaze calls 1,780, and is all in
khanwoman shows [Kc Qd]
DistantHaze shows [Ts Qh]
*** RIVER *** [Qs 4d 4h Td] [Kd]
khanwoman shows two pair, Kings and Queens
DistantHaze shows two pair, Queens and Tens
khanwoman wins the pot (5,000) with two pair, Kings and Queens
DistantHaze: wtf ever
DistantHaze stands up
DistantHaze (Observer): its hard to believe that the best player with the best hand lost to a miracle river on THIS phucking site, isn't it? true dat
I went on to win the turney in about 10 hands of HU play. One key hand I won I had actually made a mistake and misread the board, but won w A high. Then my opponet kept pushing in on me, so I did this....
Seat 5: khanwoman (8,060)
Seat 6: Flying_Snow (5,440)
khanwoman posts the small blind of 150
Flying_Snow posts the big blind of 300
The button is in seat #5
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to khanwoman [Ah Kh]
khanwoman calls 150
Flying_Snow raises to 600
khanwoman raises to 1,800
Flying_Snow raises to 5,440, and is all in
khanwoman calls 3,640
Flying_Snow shows [Jd Jh]
khanwoman shows [Ah Kh]
*** FLOP *** [4h 4c 2d]
*** TURN *** [4h 4c 2d] [Ks]
*** RIVER *** [4h 4c 2d Ks] [Ts]
Flying_Snow shows two pair, Jacks and Fours
khanwoman shows two pair, Kings and Fours
khanwoman wins the pot (10,880) with two pair, Kings and Fours
Flying_Snow stands up
khanwoman stands up
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