Adventures of the Pokersluts: PG-13

Tuesday, July 10, 2007

PG-13

Rated PG-13?

Seriously?

We need to work on that.

This blog should be at least an R!

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2 comments:

Aquaman7/10/2007 8:28 PM
Man mine was only PG, time to start cursing like a salior!
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Dave7/11/2007 1:13 PM
If you want this blog rated "R", then you need to throw in more words like:

Pirates
Yo Ho Ho
Matey
Rum

That will get the old Arrrrrrrr rating for ya? ;)
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Slut Laws

A pokerslut knows getting screwed hard at the forum table is allowed, but not recommended, as long as it’s the cards doing the screwing.

A pokerslut treats all equally, 'friends', 'lovers', 'spouses' and the like are all open season for screwing at the poker table, as well as perfect strangers.

A pokerslut knows that although a group setting allows for a lot of screwing, your trickiest plays should be reserved for HU play.

A pokerslut is able to "do" as many "freerolls" in as many "pokerrooms" as their "cpu" can handle at one time.

Get your heads out of the gutter boys, this isn't a girls only club, and you're the worst sluts of them all. A slut is merely ready "anytime, anywhere" for action.