Adventures of the Pokersluts: the perfect man...

Wednesday, February 06, 2008

the perfect man...

Would surprise me and take me to see this...

3 comments:

Anonymous2/06/2008 1:52 PM
the perfect woman would be happy with a crappy bit torrent version and a bag of Orville's unbuttered unsalted.
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t2/06/2008 8:37 PM
as long as i didnt have to give a bittorrent lesson and a popcorn popping lesson in order to receive such a thing...

id settle.
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Zerbet12/24/2008 9:21 AM
I'll pop your corn, toots.

Just sayin'
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Slut Laws

A pokerslut knows getting screwed hard at the forum table is allowed, but not recommended, as long as it’s the cards doing the screwing.

A pokerslut treats all equally, 'friends', 'lovers', 'spouses' and the like are all open season for screwing at the poker table, as well as perfect strangers.

A pokerslut knows that although a group setting allows for a lot of screwing, your trickiest plays should be reserved for HU play.

A pokerslut is able to "do" as many "freerolls" in as many "pokerrooms" as their "cpu" can handle at one time.

Get your heads out of the gutter boys, this isn't a girls only club, and you're the worst sluts of them all. A slut is merely ready "anytime, anywhere" for action.