Am I on fire? Oh no, that's just Blazman...

I dunno what's up with this dude, he is either a liar or a savant. Every game he "claims" to not know how to play, he somehow ends up winning.

Not that he's good or anything... just sayin'. He only beat your's truly THREE straight times in HU matches.

Although, I did hear hes a psycho-hypnotist of some sort. Maybe he is getting us all to reveal our cards at the table without us knowing!!

Ya, that's it... I'm goin' with it.

Blazman, I almost hate to say it, but...

YOU ARE SUCH A SLUT!

CONGRATS