Adventures of the Pokersluts: Pokerslut Tour Season IV

Tuesday, March 13, 2007

Pokerslut Tour Season IV

04/01/2007 - NLHE
04/08/2007 - Easter
04/15/2007 - Limit Omaha Hi/Lo
04/22/2007 - Razz
04/29/2007 - Stud
05/06/2007 - LHE

05/06/2007 - Mother's Day you degenerates
05/20/2007 - Pot Limit Omaha
05/27/2007 - HORSE
06/03/2007 - Stud Hi/Lo

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Slut Laws

A pokerslut knows getting screwed hard at the forum table is allowed, but not recommended, as long as it’s the cards doing the screwing.

A pokerslut treats all equally, 'friends', 'lovers', 'spouses' and the like are all open season for screwing at the poker table, as well as perfect strangers.

A pokerslut knows that although a group setting allows for a lot of screwing, your trickiest plays should be reserved for HU play.

A pokerslut is able to "do" as many "freerolls" in as many "pokerrooms" as their "cpu" can handle at one time.

Get your heads out of the gutter boys, this isn't a girls only club, and you're the worst sluts of them all. A slut is merely ready "anytime, anywhere" for action.