Adventures of the Pokersluts: and i thought this only happened to me...

Monday, May 14, 2007

and i thought this only happened to me...

Seriously, I did...

3 comments:

Anonymous5/18/2007 4:22 AM
don´t say it don´t say it don´t say it.......

B&M poker is rigged ;)
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Anonymous5/19/2007 12:22 PM
That made my Teeth hurt to watch!!!
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Anonymous6/07/2007 11:03 PM
Yeah, that was painful.
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Slut Laws

A pokerslut knows getting screwed hard at the forum table is allowed, but not recommended, as long as it’s the cards doing the screwing.

A pokerslut treats all equally, 'friends', 'lovers', 'spouses' and the like are all open season for screwing at the poker table, as well as perfect strangers.

A pokerslut knows that although a group setting allows for a lot of screwing, your trickiest plays should be reserved for HU play.

A pokerslut is able to "do" as many "freerolls" in as many "pokerrooms" as their "cpu" can handle at one time.

Get your heads out of the gutter boys, this isn't a girls only club, and you're the worst sluts of them all. A slut is merely ready "anytime, anywhere" for action.