While in Vegas, the last day I was there, we were playing at Ceasar's. We got a O8 table going. I haven't gotten to this part of my trip report yet, so here's an early taste.
Snarf says to me "Hey, come here I have to show you something" so I get up and walk over (we are on either side of the dealer) and he points over to the other side of the room. When I look up I see this HUGE PLUMBER BUTT staring me in the face.
Poor guy, we all had a great laugh about it. A dealer waiting for his turn to deal at our table called the floor supervisor over. She laughed as well and said someone had to tell him but it wasn't gonna be her!!
Then of course, being the effers that we are, someone (i forget who) offered her money to drop a chip down his ass. hahahaha.
Anyhow, the story comes full circle when Zooks and I decide to play a $1 HORSE sng before bed, a lil slut nightcap if you will when we meet an interesting person (you gotta read this):
khanwoman: pokersluts.blogspot.com ellen
ellenwheels: what's that?
gadzooks64: our blog
khanwoman: we have a poker tour, and a blog
ellenwheels: i'll check it out
ellenwheels: a tour?
ellenwheels: where do you tour?
khanwoman: ya every sunday at 9
gadzooks64: yeah a tournament tour
khanwoman: here
ellenwheels: online?
gadzooks64: sundays at 9 eastern
khanwoman: on ftp
khanwoman: ya
gadzooks64: 5$ buyins
eeduub: how come no one want me to play?
khanwoman: we do want u to play
gadzooks64: you're broke
gadzooks64: lol
ellenwheels: can't play. work until 6 on sunday
gadzooks64: sorry meant to complete
ellenwheels: pacific time
khanwoman: ahh
ellenwheels: usually 6. but it changes sometimes
khanwoman: nh
eeduub: I just got $50
eeduub: give me time
Dealer: ellenwheels shows [Kd Ks 2c
Dealer: gadzooks64 shows [Tc Td
khanwoman: oooh a check raise
Dealer: ellenwheels shows a full house, Kings full of Twos
Dealer: gadzooks64 shows a straight,
Dealer: ellenwheels wins the pot (3,136) with a full house,
Kings full of Twos
khanwoman: dayum nh
gadzooks64: dangit nh
ellenwheels: i needed it
ellenwheels: where are you?
khanwoman: im in
gadzooks64: IL
ellenwheels: never been to either
ellenwheels: any live poker there?
gadzooks64: in
khanwoman: ya sometimes, we have riverboat casinos too
ellenwheels: never been on a riverboat. like to
ellenwheels: i'm looking at your site
gadzooks64: we have fun with it
ellenwheels: lotta people on your site?
khanwoman: actually we hang at a couple of forums
gadzooks64 (Observer): we have the leaderboards posted
khanwoman: fulltiltforum.com
gadzooks64 (Observer): on two diff forums
ellenwheels: that one of you at caesars?
ellenwheels: that's where i work
gadzooks64 (Observer): we get about 18-24 people that play
the tour
khanwoman: really?
khanwoman: in
ellenwheels: yup
ellenwheels: yup
khanwoman: woooot
gadzooks64 (Observer): we were there this past week
khanwoman: ya we were just there
gadzooks64 (Observer): played o8
ellenwheels: ha
gadzooks64 (Observer): 3/6 limit
ellenwheels: floor supervisor
ellenwheels: poker room
gadzooks64 (Observer): one of the players played the daily 330
ellenwheels: funny
khanwoman: were you there when you had to go tell a guy his
butt crack was showing??
gadzooks64 (Observer): Caesar's is beutiful
gadzooks64 (Observer): hahaha
ellenwheels: yes
khanwoman: that was us
khanwoman: who told you
gadzooks64 (Observer): yeah the guy said he'd pay you to
throw it in htere
ellenwheels: in the library?
ellenwheels: funny
ellenwheels: wanted me to put a chip in it?
ellenwheels: wow
khanwoman: YES
khanwoman: hahahaha
khanwoman: omg what a small world
gadzooks64 (Observer): that's awesome!
ellenwheels: i'll get myself fired some time
khanwoman: i gotta save this chat
gadzooks64 (Observer): I took pictures of every naked statue I
saw
khanwoman: wow im in shock
gadzooks64 (Observer): very pretty place
ellenwheels: really small world
ellenwheels (Observer): gogame
khanwoman (Observer): gg ellen
ellenwheels (Observer): good
khanwoman (Observer): nice to meet you again!!
gadzooks64 (Observer): we'll have to look for you
ellenwheels (Observer): you too!
gadzooks64 (Observer): fun playng with you
I'll get fired someday for joking with the players that way. I figured there would be one person at that table that did not appreciate me joking about another players buttcrack. But what is it with men? It's not enough they can't pull their pants up, they have to turn their chair around so we get a better view! (BTW we never had to tell him about it, he did finally turn his chair around.)
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