Adventures of the Pokersluts: AA Goes Down

Not in a good way, either.

Back to back hands my AA gets run over.

Needless to say I hate poker right now about as much as poker hates me right now.

Slut Laws

A pokerslut knows getting screwed hard at the forum table is allowed, but not recommended, as long as it’s the cards doing the screwing.

A pokerslut treats all equally, 'friends', 'lovers', 'spouses' and the like are all open season for screwing at the poker table, as well as perfect strangers.

A pokerslut knows that although a group setting allows for a lot of screwing, your trickiest plays should be reserved for HU play.

A pokerslut is able to "do" as many "freerolls" in as many "pokerrooms" as their "cpu" can handle at one time.

Get your heads out of the gutter boys, this isn't a girls only club, and you're the worst sluts of them all. A slut is merely ready "anytime, anywhere" for action.

Adventures of the Pokersluts

Sunday, January 06, 2008

AA Goes Down

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