Adventures of the Pokersluts: Pokerslut Tour Season VIII BEGINS!!

Sunday, January 27, 2008

Pokerslut Tour Season VIII BEGINS!!

You know you've always wanted to play. You look at the leaderboard every week, wishing you were at the top.

Well, now is your chance. It is time to step up and quit being a pussy and be a...

POKERSLUT!

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Slut Laws

A pokerslut knows getting screwed hard at the forum table is allowed, but not recommended, as long as it’s the cards doing the screwing.

A pokerslut treats all equally, 'friends', 'lovers', 'spouses' and the like are all open season for screwing at the poker table, as well as perfect strangers.

A pokerslut knows that although a group setting allows for a lot of screwing, your trickiest plays should be reserved for HU play.

A pokerslut is able to "do" as many "freerolls" in as many "pokerrooms" as their "cpu" can handle at one time.

Get your heads out of the gutter boys, this isn't a girls only club, and you're the worst sluts of them all. A slut is merely ready "anytime, anywhere" for action.